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if a retired porn star made a new sex tape 5 years later would it be called a cumback


proton, neutron, electron and crouton 


the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

so i’m meeting up with this guy in two weeks

i’m picking him up from the train station so we’re going to have a lovely drive to my house

then we’ll watch frozen because he’s never seen it before (and i’ll probably just watch his face)

then we’re going ice skating and it’s gonna be so cute because he’s already scared about falling over

then we’ll watch cloverfield apparently (this is not my choice, i have no idea what it is)

then we might (if we have time) go and see the gruffalo trail, because he’s obviously very jealous that i’ve been and he hasn’t

so yes

it will be lovely

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Mean Girls meets: Harry Potter (part 21)


okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it


why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying